A bit about me for you curious ones:

First and foremost, I'm a mom and have been my entire freaking adult life. I didn't used to drink at all... and then I had a teenager. It was self medication or the nut house, ya'll.

My husband and I have 5 kids in our blended family and yes, we know what causes it so please don't ask or I'll make shit real awkward for you.

We live in the Charlotte area of North Carolina, a few hours from the beach (AKA- heaven) and two hours from the mountains. It's awesome.

My oldest kiddo (the assistant creator of The Drunk Mom), Bret

My oldest kiddo (the assistant creator of The Drunk Mom), Bret

I started my online business in 2009 and tried to fit into a little box of elevator speeches and niches and "5 secrets to blah, blah, blah" for yeeeeeears. And shit just didn't work out for me the way I wanted.

I learned assloads about business, especially the online variety, but I got sick of trying to squeeze my ass into that little box. So I gave it the double bird and ripped that box apart, piece by piece.

I embraced all of the parts of me that I loved and those that made me happy despite what other people thought. I combined them into this fun fucking place that you're cruisin' right now.

It's me... 123%.

I also pay the bills as a freelance copywriter over HERE

Me and the fam... I'm the one making a weird face while everyone stares... as usual

Me and the fam... I'm the one making a weird face while everyone stares... as usual

Are you still reading about lil ole' me?

Jesus, stalker... Holy shit... um... okay- here's more:                                             

                                                                                          I have a killer resting bitch face... see? But I'm really nice, usually!

                                                                                          I have a killer resting bitch face... see? But I'm really nice, usually!

Personally, here are 23 fun facts about me that you                                                                       may find interesting or entertaining or awkward... whatevs:

  1. I was painfully shy throughout school until about the 8th                                                        grade and still sometimes (er, all of the time) have social anxiety                                           around big crowds of people
  2. I have a fear of spiders and creepy crawly shit but will save them versus kill them if possible
  3. I love to paint old, nasty things and turn them into beautiful works of art
  4. My mom is my best friend
  5. I'm planning an organization that helps teen moms learn business and life skills
  6. The 'documentaries' section of Netflix is my favorite
  7. I've been divorced twice
  8. I'm a super picky eater and am striving to become vegan one day
  9. My dream car is a classic Mustang. She will be mine.
  10. I have family in Alaska, California, Arkansas and Arizona
  11. If I could live anywhere, it would be on a beach                                                                  
  12. I am a little spiritually "woo-woo"
  13. I was born in Alaska
  14. I was raised in 6 cities in Northern California and at 13, we moved to Arkansas. Likely where my humor comes from because making jokes is my way of saying "hi".
  15. My favorite song is 'Brown Eyed Girl'- obviously
  16. 23 is my lucky number. I see it everywhere
  17. I love hot chocolate (dairy free, of course)
  18. My favorite animal is a dolphin because they're fucking rad
  19. I moved 1000 miles away from everything and everyone I knew in 2008 for a dude (who is now my husband)
  20. I'm a recovering people pleaser
  21. I HATE working out- if you see me running, someone is chasing me or the ice cream truck is near
  22. I have never eaten in a restaurant alone (brings back memories of middle school nerdiness.
  23. My favorite color is purple but most of my closet is black, white and grey
There, now you know more about me than most of my friends and family!

There, now you know more about me than most of my friends and family!

So there, not we're BFF's so come on over to the Facebook Page and give er' a like and share with friends