Yes, it’s a pretty picture and YES, Photoshop was used. A LOT. #superfiltered

Yes, it’s a pretty picture and YES, Photoshop was used. A LOT. #superfiltered

A bit about me for you curious ones:

First and foremost, I'm a mom and have been my entire freaking adult life.

My husband and I have 5 kids in our blended family and yes, we know what causes it so please don't ask or I'll make shit real awkward for you.

We live in Charlotte-ish North Carolina. I love the mountains and the beach so it’s perfect.

 My oldest kiddo (the assistant creator of The Drunk Mom), Bret

My oldest kiddo (the assistant creator of The Drunk Mom), Bret

I started my online business in 2009 and tried to fit into a little box of elevator speeches and niches and "5 secrets to blah, blah, blah" for yeeeeeears. And shit just didn't work out for me the way I wanted.

I learned assloads about business, especially the online variety, but I got sick of trying to squeeze my ass into other peoples’ little boxes (that sounded more sexual than I intended… but I don’t regret it). So I gave it the double bird and ripped that box apart, piece by piece.

I embraced all of the parts of me that I loved and those that made me happy despite what other people thought. I combined them into this fun fucking place that you're cruisin' right now.

It's me... 123%.

 Me and the fam... I'm the one making a weird face while everyone stares... as usual

Me and the fam... I'm the one making a weird face while everyone stares... as usual

Are you still reading about lil ole' me?

Jesus, stalker... Holy shit... um... okay- here's more:                                             

 I have a killer resting bitch face... see? But I'm really nice, usually!

I have a killer resting bitch face... see? But I'm really nice, usually!

Personally, here are 23 fun facts about me that you                                                                       may find interesting or entertaining or awkward... whatevs:

  1. I was painfully shy throughout school until about the 8th grade and still sometimes (er, all of the time) have social anxiety around big crowds of people

  2. I have a fear of spiders and creepy crawly shit but will save them versus kill them if possible

  3. I love to paint old, nasty things and turn them into beautiful works of art

  4. I have few close friends by design

  5. I donate to organizations for women, children and animals

  6. The 'documentaries' section of Netflix is my favorite

  7. I've been divorced twice

  8. I'm a super picky vegetarian and am striving to become vegan one day

  9. My dream car is a classic Mustang. She will be mine.

  10. I have family in Alaska, California, Arkansas, Kansas, North Dakota and Arizona

  11. If I could live anywhere, it would be on a beach

  12. I am spiritually "woo-woo" If I had to pick a religion I’d be a Wiccan

  13. I was born in Alaska

  14. I was raised in 6 cities in Northern California and at 13, we moved to Arkansas. Likely where my humor comes from because making jokes is my way of saying "hi".

  15. My favorite song is 'Brown Eyed Girl'- obviously

  16. 23 is my lucky number. I see it everywhere

  17. I love hot chocolate (dairy free, of course)

  18. My favorite animal is a dolphin because they're fucking rad

  19. I moved 1000 miles away from everything and everyone I knew in 2008 for a dude (who is now my husband)

  20. I'm a recovering people pleaser

  21. I HATE working out- if you see me running, someone is chasing me or the ice cream truck is near

  22. I have never eaten in a restaurant alone (brings back memories of middle school nerdiness).

  23. My favorite color is purple but most of my closet is black, white and grey

 There, now you know more about me than most of my friends and family!

There, now you know more about me than most of my friends and family!

So there, not we're BFF's so come on over to the Facebook Page and give er' a like and share with friends