It's like a national holiday... for moms. Sleeping in, doing what you want, taking your time to poop. It's just magical. I mean, yeah... it's rare. But when it happens. OMFG! Best. Day. Ever!
I'm talking, of course, about when the kids are out of the house and you have a brief glimpse of freedom.
Here's what I usually do when grandma takes the kids and I'm home alone in complete and utter silence.