Rough day, huh?

Does the toddler refuse to put on pants so runs around naked most of the day?

Are you a certifiable, walking zombie because the baby slept on top of you all night after you tried to tip-toe out of her room 13 times?

Actual Picture of Me After a Whole Day Of "Momming"... I'm a Vision, I know

Actual Picture of Me After a Whole Day Of "Momming"... I'm a Vision, I know

Did you spend the whole goddamned day cleaning up Legos, Barbie shoes and Play-Doh embedded in the carpet with a kid (or two) hanging from your neck?

Is aaall that you want when your head hits the pillow at night is some precious silence, sleep and time without hands all over you...?

This is bullshit... I just cleaned this room yesterday. I think the stuffed animals have started breeding!

This is bullshit... I just cleaned this room yesterday. I think the stuffed animals have started breeding!

We all have these moments. We all want to cry sometimes.

There is a cure to all of this mess we call MOM-LIFE?

  • LAUGHING... about everything. Especially inappropriate jokes at inopportune times.

  • Knowing that you aren't alone. YES, there are other whackjobs just like you, and you've found us!

  • Being unapologetic and cool with being imperfect. We actually embrace that shit around here

So... I started this little email club

I make videos about real, real life. As a mom of 4.5 kids, a wife, and a business lady, I sometimes (er, every day) get tired of seeing all of the edited perfection online. No one shows the REAL shit.

Why?

I love being super (suuuuper) honest. I don't edit my trucker mouth (except around the kids most of the time), I share my shortcomings and I don't apologize for my imperfections.

You shouldn't either... because you're awesome the way you are.

Fuck it. It's liberating.

When you sign up, you'll get this awesome spandex wearing, Aqua Net spraying, ballad singing rock star video (ehem... me) :)

When you sign up, you'll get this awesome spandex wearing, Aqua Net spraying, ballad singing rock star video (ehem... me) :)

I tell jokes and stories about:

Put the kids to bed, get in your flannel jammies, pour a glass (or just chug straight from the bottle- no judgement here), check your email on Thursdays and let's have a laugh or two, shall we?

Sign up, get the new videos sent right to your inbox and some other fun offers, prizes and who knows what else?!

See you in your inbox ladybug,

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